Sunday, July 1, 2012

#205 The Land Pirates "Get Raped!"


When Whitey Brownbeard is found crying in the shower after being brutally raped, the rest of the Land Pirates decide the only solution is revenge!

Written, Directed, and Edited by:
Murph

Starring:
Steve Neumann as Capt'n John Denver the Third
Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard
Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook

Featuring:
Natasha Rose Capener as Big Lucy
Lindsey Neumann as Chica #1
Dixie Perkinson as Chica #2

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Thursday, June 28, 2012

#204 - The Land Pirates in "Nazi Gold!"

The Land Pirates have to battle some curious foes if they want to keep their latest find -- NAZI GOLD!!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

#203 BLOOPERS - The Land Pirates - "Actors!"

#203 - The Land Pirates "Actors!"


he Land Pirates have unwittingly chased a would be actor into his audition and get their chance at stardom.... Starring: Steven Neumann as Capt'n. John Denver III Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook Featuring: Jonathan Brett as The Casting Director Nicole Serrat as Receptionist A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com http://www.thelandpirates.com Written, Directed, Edited by Murph Executive Consultant Frank Boom Operator/PA Rory Gamble Hardly Any Rights Reserved. No Animals were harmed in the making of this video. That I'm aware of. You can never be sure what Maxx is up to...

#202 - BLOOPERS "The Land Pirates and the Magic Lamp"


Sometimes the Land Pirates get their lines right. Most of the time, they end up as bloopers...

#202 - The Land Pirates "And the Magic Lamp"


In the second webisode of Season 2, The Land Pirates come across a magic lamp. Starring: Steven Neumann as Capt'n. John Denver III Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard Featuring: Michael Teh as The Genie A Not A Banana Production http://www.notabanana.com http://www.thelandpirates.com Written, Directed, Edited by Murph Executive Consultant Frank Boom Operator/PA Rory Gamble Hardly Any Rights Reserved. No Animals were harmed in the making of this video. That I'm aware of. You can never be sure what Maxx is up to...

Monday, September 26, 2011

#201 - The Land Pirates "Get a Landship!"


Follow The Land Pirates on their latest adventure as they commandeer a new ride.


The Season 2 premiere of The Land Pirates find our mates looking for a new ride. When they encounter your average joe, Teddy Tutson, they decide to take his Landship.


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Starring:

Steve Neumann as Capt'n John Denver the 3rd

Patrick "Auggie" White as Whitey Brownbeard

Maxx Maulion as Maximilian Hook


And Featuring:

Teddy Tutson as The Unfortunate Car Owner


Written, Directed, and Edited by Murph


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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

The Land Pirates Ep. 9 - "The Wedding Presents"

The Land Pirates Ep. 9 - "The Wedding Presents"




The Land Pirate wedding has finally come and nothing can stop it... except some wedding crashers.

Starring: Steve Neumann, Patrick Auggie White, Maxx Maulion, Elizabeth Ammann Jennie Taber, Natasha Rose Capener, Mohammad Hussain, Harry Hannigan, Frank Wolff.

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Edited by Murph
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The Land Pirates Ep. 8 - "Pass the Courvoisier"

The Land Pirates Ep. 8 - "Pass the Courvoisier"




Just hours before the wedding, Captain John Denver and Maximillion Hook wonder where Whitey Brownbeard could be as Maureen frets over the loss of her cousin.

Starring: Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener
Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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The Land Pirates Ep. 7 - "Enter the Sand Ninja"

The Land Pirates Ep. 7 - "Enter the Sand Ninja"




As Land Pirates go in search of their tripping bud, Whitey Brownbeard, the girls continue their plan to foil the wedding by calling up the mysterious and odd Sand Ninja.

The Land Pirates Ep. 6 - "The Drinking of the Cups"

The Land Pirates Ep. 6 - "The Drinking of the Cups"




While the girls enjoy their bachelor party, Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard must go through the ancient Land Pirate ritual of "The Drinking of the Cups."

The Land Pirates Ep. 5 - "The Bachelor Party"

The Land Pirates Ep. 5 - "The Bachelor Party"




Land Pirate Whitey Brownbeard and his sweet Maureen are excited about their upcoming nuptials, but their friends have other ideas.

The Land Pirates Ep. 4 - "Blind Dates Part Deux"

The Land Pirates Ep. 4 - "Blind Dates Part Deux"




Our not so friendly pirates have the tables turned on them, but love, like hope in a better grog, springs eternal.

Starring: Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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The Land Pirates Ep. 3 - "Blind Dates"

The Land Pirates Ep. 3 - "Blind Dates"




Our lovable scallywags find that dating sucks just as much for pirates as the rest of us.

Starring:
Steve Neumann
Patrick Auggie White
Maxx Maulion
Elizabeth Ammann
Jennie Taber
Natasha Rose Capener

Written by: Murph and Frank
Directed by: Murph
Produced by: Frank
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Monday, March 16, 2009

Turtle Rapes Shoe

A turtle raped a shoe.
Now Turtle from Entourage is getting in on the action!